You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
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He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
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We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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