Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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