apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
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either way he was missing a nipple.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
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"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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