the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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