Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
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I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
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No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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