careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
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i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
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YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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