It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I AM VODKA MAN
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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