Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
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How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
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Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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