Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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