i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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