I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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