Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
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my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
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Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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