Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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