i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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