Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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