can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
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not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
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It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
i think i just lost a toe
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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