im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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