I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
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I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
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Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
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