this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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