So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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