I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
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