i don't plan on having that self control this summer
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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