why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
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Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
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You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
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