i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
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i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
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Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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