I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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