if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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