Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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