As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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