a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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