I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
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Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
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The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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