I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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