i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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