I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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