Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
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You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
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It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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