I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
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Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
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He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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