I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
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I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
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the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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