I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
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I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
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Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
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