party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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