Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
You have to summon your inner elephant
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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