last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
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yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
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Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
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