Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
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