In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
your room smells of hookers.
And success
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
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yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
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wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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