even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
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Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
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He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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