I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Randomize
