there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
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