she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
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dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
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I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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