You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Randomize