she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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