Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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