if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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