Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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