Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
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Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
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you made out with another girl for some wings
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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