I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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