And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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